Details Matter

“I seriously cannot believe you got Command to approve this ridiculous hair thing you have going on,” Leslie said as checked the approved clothing once more. Too bad Command hadn’t let him pack his advanced science gear- he could have learned so

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The Invasion

Gus opened up his eyes and immediately closed them again. Too bright! He slowly opened them again and looked around. He spotted Leslie patting himself down in astonishment.  “We made it Les!” Gus said grabbing Leslie in a hug.  “Well yeah, of course

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Can You See the Humour?

So far Gus’s experience on Earth sucked. First they’d been invaded by humans, then he’d practically gagged on fruit cake.  The only saving grace had been that hilarious show about aliens they’d watched. Then they’d gone to bed.  Even fixing the slab

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Quicksand for Humans

I should’ve known, Imo thought to himself as he settled back into bed. Things just hadn’t gone right since the day began. It all started with Lilith. She’d dropped by unexpectedly. Imo being the earliest riser in the house had been the

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Admiring Flora and Fauna

“Look, all I’m saying is maybe your human friends have told you where I can find samples of wildlife and plants to study. We’ve been here half a week already and I have nothing.” Leslie said to Imo. Gus had gone to

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Our New Orders

This is so stupid! How many times am I going to have fix this stupid sink? How do humans live like this!? When did I become the designated Handyman? Gus gave the tap one more twist. That should about do it. He sighed and stepped

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