First of all, I’d like to say thanks to JessieBSue for the tag. I’m honestly baffled, but happy. I’ll post the rules as well, although I’m sad to say that I’m about to break one of them.

1. Pick a character you’ve created
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were that character
3. Tag atleast 4 people to do this meme

So, without further ado, I’ll jump into it.

I chose Zas.

The Set-up:

So this takes place a bit in the past.  3 aliens are hiding in out in SanMyshuno and hoping to make it back to their own planet. Due to an unfortunate accident one of the men (Ezza) was turned into a woman for reproduction purposes between her and her best friend. We see them in a small apartment in San MyShuno, and interview is taking place in the Kitchen Ezza, and Cameron are in the living room having a visit, and typically eavesdropping on Zas. 

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What’s your name?

Z: Zas. Don’t you go forgetting it now. I know, you can practice saying it later tonight as many times as you like.

C: Ugh, does that line ever actually work?

E: Yes, you’d be surprised Cameron. I’ve been to bars everywhere with him. By the end of the night they’re warming his bed.

C: Yes, but I bet that has nothing to do with his lines, or his delivery. Probably just juiced and lonely.

Z: I can hear you two you know? I thought you two were having a visit? Leave me alone to do this.

Your full name?

Z: Zasarn Vajjer. But Zas is better for whispers and pleasurable screams in the dark.

C: *muffled laughter*

E: That’s the clincher.

C: Oh, Pretty Baby. He hasn’t tried those lines on you has he? He’s a bad, sad little man.

Do you know why you were named that?

Z: It was the approved name for my birth order, slot, and family social status.

C: Hmmm…

E: What?

C: Nothing. It’s just…where did you say this woman was from Ezza? Why is she interviewing Zas again?

E: She’s from the same paper as Zas. Apparently, he’s a rising star there, and a person of interest.

What was that about birth order and stuff?

Z: You look sexy with that confused look on your face. Are you single?

Stop being a Mary Sue!

Z: Who’s Mary Sue? Is she a friend of yours? Does she wanna join us? I don’t mind if you don’t.

Are you single or taken?

Z: Single, but you can take me; as many times as you like. Just promise to scream my name.

E: I wish he’d stop that.

C: Is my Muffin upsetting you? Come tell you’re Cameron all about it.

E: What? No. It’s upsetting the interviewer though.

C: I’m not so sure she’s upset Ezza.

What’s your eye colour?

Z: A mesmerizing blue.

C: Why is he telling her that? Is that something most people know? I thought you were hiding your real selves?

E: It could be a flirt tactic.

They look dark brown, almost black to me.

Z: So, you’ve been checking me out huh?

E: Do you want a drink? Hello? Cameron?

C: There’s something wrong here. No, thank you. Stay here in the living room, I’ll go get it.

E: Get what? A drink? You just said you didn’t want one.

How about hair colour?

Z: Sea blue.

C: Great, now you’re colour blind. Don’t worry Muffin I’ll buy you a colour wheel for your next birthday.

Z: What are you doing in the kitchen? You’re supposed to be in the living room with Ezza.

C: Don’t get your panties in a twist. I came to get some water. Continue on like I’m not here.

Do you have any family?

Z: Are you asking me to start one with you?

C: Forget her! I’ll start one with you!

Z: In my worst nightmares.

C: Oh, I love how you’re dreaming of me Muffin.

Z: Get lost!

How about pets?

Z: Cameron.

C: Excuse me? I’m nobody’s pet.

Is that a dog?

Z: Yeah, a small yappy one.

E: Zas! That wasn’t nice. Cameron isn’t a dog.

Z: Did I say dog? More like a feral cat that annoys everyone around it. Why are you in the kitchen?

E: I got lonely in the living room by myself.

Moving on…Tell me something you don’t like?

Z: Cameron. Just kidding, sort of. Saggy…no small…maybe old and wrinkled?

C: Don’t like as in what? Why even ask that? Which paper are you from again?

E: Okay, both of you need to stop. Zas young readers may be reading this so tone it down. Cameron let the woman do her job. Honestly you two are so off base, you probably don’t even know there is a base anymore.

C: I’m…sorry?

Z: Fine, but you owe me.

Do you have any activities/hobbies you like to do?

Z: Yes, but it really takes two people. Shall I show you? It could take all night.

C: That lasted all of 2 seconds. I guess you owe him nothing.

E: Sigh…

Z: This is the longest glass of water I’ve heard of, and who gets lonely after two minutes from 5 feet away? Guys, a little peace and quiet please? This is for my work.

C: And your ego, apparently.

Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?

Z: Who hasn’t. It’s just a level of degree debate. Do you like pain? Sweeten the feel of things for you?

C: Ugh. Your game seriously lacks game.

E: What game? He’s trying to pick her up, not play cards.

C: You seriously can not be this innocent. Oh my god’s, I think I love you more now Pretty Baby.

Z: Right. That’s it. Ezza you go back to the living room. *Gives her a push into the hallway* You keep your hands off of her.

C: Honestly Muffin, we can’t both do that. She’ll get too lonely. I of course preferred her when she was a he, but I’m not picky-picky.

What does that mean, when she was a he?

Z: Huh? Nothing.

C: You pick up on things fast, and listen well.

Z: He was just being silly. Now do you mind Cameron? I’d like to finish this before I’m on my death bed.

Ever…killed anyone before?

Z: Uh…

C: Right, that’s enough of that.

*thump*

Z: What did you do!?

C: I just did it in front of you, how could you not tell? I whacked her one with the pot and knocked her out.

E: Is everybody okay? Oh goodness, why’s she on the floor? Is she okay? Wait, Cameron why are you holding that pot? What did you two do!?

Z: I didn’t do anything. Cameron whacked her with a pot.

C: Well, do you blame me? Who asks if you’ve ever hurt anyone or killed them. I didn’t like the way it was going. Something doesn’t feel right, it’s like she’s digging for information instead of just asking questions.

Z: That’s what interviews are, the digging of personal information on people.

E: I think Cameron’s right.

Z”What?

E: Look at these questions. Some of them are weird compared to others.

Z: Ezza where did you get those?

E: Out of her bag.

C: Good job Ezza. What else is on there?

E: What kind of animal are you?

Z: A loyal dog. That’s what I would have said.

C: Yes, but maybe she was hoping you’d say foreign alien.

Z: You can be really paranoid, you know that right?

C: Listen Muffin, I haven’t been caught for starting the Network in info trafficking for nothing. So learn from me instead of trying to sate yourself. You need to be more cautious.

E: He’s right Zas. Listen to this: Name your worst weakness. Why would she ask that?

Z: I…I don’t know. That is kinda strange.

E: Right? Or this one: Do you look up to anyone at all. Maybe she was trying to get our Commanders names? I mean you did idolize that one Commander back at base Knitzich.

C: Who is that?

Z: A great man.

E: We trained together, he just rose through the ranks faster. No one could best him in a fight. Remember when Xillia tried?

Z: Yeah, she could barely get near him because of the smell and then she bit him and it was over.

C: Why did he poison her or something?

E: No I guess the taste matched the smell, and she dropped unconscious . Spent a week in the hospital recovering then dropped out of the Academy and became…well I don’t know how to explain it?

Z: A lover of peace and stink?

C: So, moral of this sweet little story is you wanna stink?

Z: What? No.

C: Right, what else was on there?

E: Are you straight, gay, or bisexual?

C: Oh, please say the last two…

Z: Stop looking at me like that. I’m straight! I like woman.

C: Boring!

E: Like all woman? What about me? Do you like me as a woman?

Z: Uh…

C: Oh look, his brain is melting. What else did she have on there? Do you go to school?

Z: Not any more. I finished awhile ago.

E: No fair! You never answered my question.

Z: Wha? Did you ask one?

C: Ooo! Here’s one Muffin, I’m curious about this one myself. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

E: Oh! I like that one. I want to know too.

Z: No.

E: What? Why not?

Z: Just no Ezza.

C: Moving on. Do you have fan girls/ fan boys? Oh I’m a fanboy!

Z: I’d rather not have you, thank you. I have lots of fan girls all over the galaxy.

E: I don’t think you understand what those really are. You have plenty of woman across the glalaxy following you around, but I don’t think it’s because they’re your fans. Mostly for revenge I think, maybe alimony…

C: Goodness Muffin, you must have quite the rep. Oh, here’s another suspicious one: What are you most afraid of?

Z: Being alone.

C: Really? I thought it would’ve been more like intimacy or commitment.

Z: You know what? You can-

E: Guys! Not now. We need to figure out what’s going on.

C: You’re right. Oh this one is fun: what do you normally wear in bed?

Z: What kind of question is that?

E: Yeah what kind of question is that? Let me see. It says what do you normally wear, nothing about in bed.

Z: Cameron!

C: Well, weren’t you curious?

E: I already know.

*groan*

*whack*

C: Very cold Ezza.

E: I’m cold? You just hit that lady again! Stop that!

Z: Yeah! Exactly, especially with my favourite pot! You might put a dent in it!

E: That’s not what you should be concerned about!

C: Oh, look what’s one food that tempts you?

Z: What?

E: He’s just trying to change the subject!

C: Well the topic fit.

Z: Oh, uh chilli, because you can make it so many different ways.

E: You two are horrible.

C: Now this one is peculiar, what economic class are you? Why would she want to know that? What fan would want to know that?

Z: Maybe they want to know if I grew up poor? I did, my family was the lowest of the low.

E: They were not, and you aren’t either! Stop being dramatic.

Z: Coming from the rich kid, who had all doors open to him. I mean her, if we make it home a lot more doors will be open for you now.

E: Ew, stop being gross.

C: He’s right Pretty Baby. Another fun one: how many friends do you have?

Z: Friends? A small few I trust. “Friends”a lot. Usually only for a night or two though.

E: I better be on that small list.

C: Why go for just one? I wanna be on both. Or just the larger one.

Z: You’re on neither!

E: Zas! That was mean, Cameron’s done a lot for us.

C: I’m wounded. Seriously Muffin.

E: Who wants pie? I think we had some left over from the other night.

C: What do you think about pie Muffin?

Z: I like it!

C: I’m sure you do! Now isn’t the time for pie Ezza. We have an unconscious Human woman on the floor.

E: Right! I’m just nervous and you two are fighting… I don’t know what to do with myself.

Z: Cameron’s right. What we need right now is a drink! Then we deal with the body.

C: When did I say anything about drinks? We need to figure out what her game was and get a head of it.

E: What’s that new drink you like? Your new favourite? I can make it.

C: Hello? You two listening?

Z: Salty Llama.

E: What are we going to do with her?

C: We could stick her in my favourite place, the dumpsters. Also, I’ll have a Sweet and Spicy.

E: She’s still alive!

Z: We’ll get back to why dumpsters are your favourite place in a moment. I say we dump her in my favourite earth place after wiping her memories.

C: Fine, where’s that?

E: A haunted chalet. He only likes it because it has a huge king side bed and dirty pictures on the walls.

C: You seriously aren’t impressed with the size of that bed? You could fit like 10 people in there; you know what you can do with 10 people? Anything.

E: I prefer small and snuggly.

C: I agree with Ezza on this one.

Z: Who asked you?

C: Fine, treat me wrong, but remember two can play this game. Next on her list: Are you interested in anyone?

Z: Not…specifically…at this moment. You’re a jerk.

E: No one at all? Even a tiny bit?

Z: What else did she have on there?

E: Zas! It’s rude not to answer.

Z: Look I’m sorry Cameron.

C: Fine Muffin, I forgive you. Would you rather swim in the ocean or in a lake?

E: Why would she want to know that?

C: Escape routes maybe?

Z: Oh, in that case a lake.

E: If it’s escape routes wouldn’t the ocean be better?

Z: No, lakes may be smaller but they have foliage and woods all around them for extra cover, and ambushes, not to mention food, and medical needs. Oceans are large, but they lack cover, supplies and shelter. Not to mention you’re a sitting duck in the open and that’s if you survive the lack of food and drinkable water. Lakes are the way to go.

C: I agree. Ooo! Another fun one that could be used as a lure. What’s your type.

Z: Uh, I’d rather not say…

E: I wanna know!

C: Well, that one should be fairly obvious my Pretty. I mean after all that’s happened, everyone knows who was there. Oh! Any fetishes?

Z: Quit asking weird questions you wanna know the answer to!

C: I’m not. It’s on here, but I am curious as to the answer.

E: He’s right, it’s on here.

Z: Oh. Depends on who your with?

C: Lame.

Z: Well what are some of yours then?

C: Hands. Long, strong fingers on a man with a slightly roughened texture. Delicious.

Z: That’s more than I ever wanted to know about you…

E: I like eyebrows. A perfectly groomed and formed pair of eyebrows is a big one for me.

C: What?

Z: She’s always been weird like that. It’s why she’s never had a lot of partners.

C: Okay, moving on. Oh, last one: camping or indoors?

Z: Camping.

E: Me too!

Z: Makes you want to go back to Granite Falls again huh?

E: Yeah, we should. We totally should. All three of us!

C: It wouldn’t be a bad idea to check up on dad. I’ll see if I can get the time off. In the mean time, we should pack her off. Ezza you gather up her things, Zas you do your little mind cleaning thing, and I’ll get us transportation. You know the way there, or do I need to get directions too?

Z: I know the way. There’s extra sheets under the bed, just watch out for the stump.

C: Stump?

Z: Yeah something about plant people. I have no idea, I wasn’t paying that much attention.

C: You guys actually did that?

E: I think it’ll be fun, and besides I wanna see plant people and figure out how they work. No, not those sheets! Those are my good sheets. Why are we using sheets again?

C: These are your good sheets!? Oh Pretty Baby, we’re going shopping when this is done with. Did Zas pick these out? In answer to your second question to keep her comfy and warm in the trunk.

E: Why will she be in the trunk? No, I picked them out because they’re pretty.

Z: Now you know what I deal with.

C: I feel kind of sad for you. Although Akira does most of the decorating at our place.

Z: He has better taste?

C: He chose to be with me didnt he? Wrap her arms down more tightly.

Z: You know, that doesn’t make his taste in things sound better.

E: Uh, guys?

Z: What?

E: She has a digital recorder in her stuff, and I think it’s been recording all this time.

C: Let me see that! Damn, it is. I’ve seen these, they record and simultaneously send it to a computer to be stored somewhere.

Z: Can it be stopped or erased?

C: I can try. I’ll use your computer. Zas call Akira and let him know what’s happening and then wipe her mind. Ezza keep her out, we don’t need the trouble right now. Alright people let’s move.

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So, I’m supposed to nominate people I think who haven’t done this yet. I really suck at this kinda thing, because I’m not sure whose done it or even wants to do it. So I’m kinda throwing it back. Sorry I mean no disrespect. Just not sure of other peoples thoughts on these things, and to be totally honest, how do you pick just 4? I nominate Jessesue Bee Henry again because she has so many wonderful characters.